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Bodega homies

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u/AutomaticAd9670 23h ago

Nah, Imma have to leave the store if my friends roast me like that 😂 give me my chips and let me go home bro

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u/Digital--Sandwich 20h ago

Shit, they’re gonna call him buzz lightyear for the next five years now

10

u/culimande 14h ago

To infinity and beyond

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u/houseswappa 18h ago

Those aren't friends. He's just smiling cuz he has to go there. That's where he hangs out. This is the kind of people that hang out. This is what happens when a society collapses

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u/drugsarebadmkay420 17h ago

You know the guy?

8

u/Impossible-Bat-4246 16h ago

He's the guy without the neck 😔

1

u/frigginkev 4h ago

Are you acoustic?

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u/Christ_I_AM 23h ago

Bruh, not buzz lightyear

12

u/KarmaTorpid 20h ago

Its some bodega boys.

Buzz LightBeer.

3

u/Odd-East-2728 15h ago

That day his new nickname was born

42

u/spook008 22h ago

He’s a good sport

25

u/slayerfan666 21h ago

The last dude just yelling "TO INFINITY!!!!" right in front of him 🤣🤣🤣

40

u/IAwaitAGuardian 23h ago

Dude when he said "because you look like Buzz Lightyear" I saw my life flash before my eyes.

Holy shit, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

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u/districtdave 22h ago

im dyin - the end where the guy yells out "to infinity" capped it all off

7

u/ChizzleFug 17h ago

Someone get him a purple shiesty.

6

u/xx-shalo-xx 16h ago

Man thought he was prepared for a whole different conversation, then he got Pearl Harbored.

1

u/doom_2_all 14h ago

Bro got roasted to infinity

10

u/Brav3star 22h ago

The loud laughs always makes the insult sooooo much worse!😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

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u/AskPositive9792 23h ago

He had no comeback for No neck.

7

u/Bulky_Goat_9624 22h ago

That one cut deep

5

u/FireOfSin 21h ago

Dude looks like a fucking teletubbie

https://giphy.com/gifs/mvTlOHP8L58WayRafW

3

u/Brav3star 21h ago

Dude in the white hat out here dressed like Trafalgar Law!😂😂😂😂😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/ObHA57EFxQ3O8

4

u/Hagoromo-san 21h ago

Didnt he show up after this in a buzz lightyear costume?

5

u/ImmaSpaghett 21h ago

Spot on roast hahahaa, guy's a good sport about it

4

u/squiztehmonster 17h ago

This is how things should be man, this is 100000% so New York, love the light banter, great sport

3

u/XxFezzgigxX 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/G8CuNDHwUnn1NlteK7
Why are they pretend choking him?

2

u/CanadaDryGingerAle99 19h ago

Cuz he got no neck

3

u/slothbuddy 17h ago

I've been bullied like this before. It looks like a display of dominance. They're showing they can laugh at him and choke him and there's nothing he can do about it with a veneer of just joking around

1

u/ChizzleFug 17h ago

Looks like the guy filming had to hold onto something while laughing too hard and one of his homies was showing his no neck by grabbing it after someone said it.

2

u/WeltschmerzPhi 19h ago

Bruh’lightyear (I’d take it as a nickname.)

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX Hall of Fame: Approved for Review. 19h ago

bro is buzzing

2

u/FNALSOLUTION1 18h ago

To infinity an beyond azz nigga LMFAO

2

u/tak04511992 16h ago

To the Bodega. AND BEYYOOND

2

u/Chin-Music 11h ago

"I'll be that."

1

u/Bleakravenloft69 20h ago

Im cracking up

1

u/Special-Belt552 20h ago

Buzzed light year

1

u/Iswearitsmenotyou 20h ago

Bruh tightgear

1

u/Disastrous-Farm939 20h ago

Protect that homey he is the cure to America 

1

u/TheRealDrewciferpike 20h ago

I think that's a layer that we use for skiing, and you can cover your nose. Thing is worth its weight in gold on windy winter days.

1

u/GenXPowaah 18h ago

No neck😂... Fun n games with the homies

1

u/BigDaddyHadley 18h ago

"I'll be dat!" lol!!!

1

u/AAA_Dolfan 18h ago

Oh my god the way he delivered the buzz light year

I am dying

1

u/Termy2013 18h ago

That nick name is going to follow him for the rest of his life

1

u/5ergio79 17h ago

This needs to be on r/contagiouslaughter

1

u/Saphentis 17h ago

Atleast he’s a Space Ranger

1

u/Getmoney_T 17h ago

Why they have to grab buddy by his neck 😂😂😂🤣🤣 Swing on ‘em gang

1

u/spvcxxgvdpvtbx 16h ago

Genuinely one of my favorite videos

1

u/How_that_convo_went 8h ago

When that one insult hits so perfectly that your whole defense melts like wet sugar.

1

u/Hot-Imagination3142 6h ago

That’s hard to face

1

u/queequegaz 21h ago

There are no guys being dudes in this vid.

1

u/GuavaOne8646 18h ago

He missed his opportunity to say that he'd take his bitch to infinity and beyond.

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u/JollyGeologist3957 22h ago

they are very big, strong, manly and tough in a group of 12

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u/The1Like 22h ago

Wrong take bud.

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u/JollyGeologist3957 21h ago

its the only take

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/BusyBit6542 23h ago

He said he cant wear it because he looks stupid and has no neck. Then you went and created a whole other...something.

1

u/FunctioningPyscho 23h ago

He said he cant wear it because he has no neck. You’re trying too hard.

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u/CanadaDryGingerAle99 19h ago

You know they all homies