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u/AutomaticAd9670 23h ago
Nah, Imma have to leave the store if my friends roast me like that 😂 give me my chips and let me go home bro
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u/houseswappa 18h ago
Those aren't friends. He's just smiling cuz he has to go there. That's where he hangs out. This is the kind of people that hang out. This is what happens when a society collapses
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u/IAwaitAGuardian 23h ago
Dude when he said "because you look like Buzz Lightyear" I saw my life flash before my eyes.
Holy shit, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
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u/xx-shalo-xx 16h ago
Man thought he was prepared for a whole different conversation, then he got Pearl Harbored.
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u/squiztehmonster 17h ago
This is how things should be man, this is 100000% so New York, love the light banter, great sport
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u/XxFezzgigxX 20h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/G8CuNDHwUnn1NlteK7
Why are they pretend choking him?
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u/slothbuddy 17h ago
I've been bullied like this before. It looks like a display of dominance. They're showing they can laugh at him and choke him and there's nothing he can do about it with a veneer of just joking around
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u/ChizzleFug 17h ago
Looks like the guy filming had to hold onto something while laughing too hard and one of his homies was showing his no neck by grabbing it after someone said it.
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u/TheRealDrewciferpike 20h ago
I think that's a layer that we use for skiing, and you can cover your nose. Thing is worth its weight in gold on windy winter days.
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u/How_that_convo_went 8h ago
When that one insult hits so perfectly that your whole defense melts like wet sugar.
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u/GuavaOne8646 18h ago
He missed his opportunity to say that he'd take his bitch to infinity and beyond.
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u/BusyBit6542 23h ago
He said he cant wear it because he looks stupid and has no neck. Then you went and created a whole other...something.
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