r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Flat-Decision3204 • 8h ago

Video Starfish Climbing a Plant

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u/pipsqueakpanda4 8h ago

That starfish in the back watching better start throwin some bills

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u/Responsible_Lychee32 8h ago

*sand dollars

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u/taktaga7-0-0 8h ago

My cucumber is warming up its water-vascular system and it made my starfish move.

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u/artvarnsen 8h ago

Did you catch the two at the bottom feeders on the left? This is bikini bottomless at it's finest

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u/TimelineFatigue 7h ago

Are we going to ignore the other two starfish in the corner who appear to be…

I think this is a starfish orgy

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u/GreenEyedGloom 8h ago

Work it!!! 💵

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u/Starvaryn 8h ago

Gotta make that money

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u/HazzMeisterr 7h ago

So... which leg am I supposed to slip this dollar bill into?

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u/StrCmdMan 7h ago edited 54m ago

Big one payed top dollar to see those arms work

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u/orangekid13 2h ago

Stacking sand dollars!

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u/turnaroundbro 8h ago

Go patrick, go patrick

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u/Sp00nieSloth 6h ago

Is he wearing his fishnet tights and stilettos? I don't have the best view from here.

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u/turnaroundbro 3h ago

Fuck yea he is. God I love that movie lmao

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u/gorginhanson 8h ago

bring it around town

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u/BlackSpinedPlinketto 7h ago

A challenging wank

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u/bumbinina 2h ago

Go Patrick!

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u/AzerothianLorecraft 8h ago

Go Patrick! go Patrick! go Patrick! go Patrick! ( SpongeBob cheering from the sink in the kitchen.)

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u/BrownSugarBare 8h ago

You pay those bills Patrick!

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u/Bubba_Feetz 8h ago

I’m equal parts shocked and disappointed that the top comment isn’t a GIF of Patrick in his stripper boots

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u/Succubus79 6h ago

I really wanted to but Reddit won't let me. 🙄

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u/KoruisGay 6h ago

Because the subreddit doesn't have gifs or pics in comments enabled unfortunately

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u/FenixOfNafo 8h ago

Patrick??

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u/Annual_Dust99 8h ago

Ayo pole dancing

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u/MildlyAgreeable 5h ago

A girl’s gotta eat 💈

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u/Quark_K 4h ago

And so smooth. 💅

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u/ArmpitofD00m 8h ago

Good job Patrick.

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u/Apprehensive-Leg3195 8h ago

Patrice Starr

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u/mariasphodel 8h ago

Patrick get down!

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u/EconomySeason2416 8h ago

He could end up in a gift shop... or worse... vacuum-packed in a can of tuna!

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u/AndreasDasos 8h ago

PATRICK NOOOO!!!

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u/im2high4thisritenow 8h ago

Sexy starfish

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u/crooked_bodylines 8h ago

Kinda trippy

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u/TheOmegaKid 8h ago

TODAYS THE DAY!

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u/AreWeThereYeti007 8h ago

All I see is Patrick

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u/Oxjrnine 8h ago

I can hear Def Leppard – “Pour Some Sugar on Me” playing in the background

If I can smell the chicken wings from the buffet

Time to make it rain

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u/lannisterloan 8h ago

Patrick is swinging his way up

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u/PlayerVun 8h ago

I see you windin' and grindin' up on that pole

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u/Secure_Basil8953 8h ago

I wish I could post the Patrick star in boots gif

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u/Caliterra 8h ago

🎵 I'm in love with a stripper
She poppin', she rollin', she rollin'
She climbin' that pole and 🎵

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u/VinPickles 8h ago

so cool

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u/ThePensiveE 8h ago

Just planning it's escape. One day now!

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u/yahoo_determines 8h ago

Oh lawd he comin

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u/Honeysenpaiharuchan 8h ago

Patrick has to pay that college tuition somehow.

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u/Infinite_Campaign707 3h ago

I like this song... name?

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u/Flat-Decision3204 27m ago

idontneedalot - vespertine 

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u/Infinite_Campaign707 27m ago

Thanks bro. Shazam did not deliver.

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u/soragranda 8h ago

Evangelion ending song could work on this.

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u/MMachine17 8h ago

I'm glad to see Peach found a new life after she'd busted out of that dental heath asylum!

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u/40_Is_Not_Old 8h ago

First video I've seen in months that is actually better unmuted.

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u/deschamps93 7h ago

It always amazes me that the starfish is just living its life. Doesn't know any different, even though it's in a tank... Then it just does a normal starfish thing. But that starfish thing, resembles a human thing. But we only watched it because some recorded it, and decided to post it on Reddit. No people are looking at it all around the world joking about it. While it has zero idea any of this ever happened.

That's how aliens must view us if they exist in the way we think they do

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u/JumiKnight 6h ago

Patrick gotta pay the bills somehow

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u/Nizzle_92 3h ago

Patrick on the pole, always knew he was sus 😂

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u/HintOfMadness 58m ago

This looks like one of those clay stop motion videos. Haha!

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u/IndyDayz 8h ago

Good to see!

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u/TheFarLeft 8h ago

Wheeeeeeee

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u/Competitive_Pear_834 8h ago

Patrick what are you doing there 😂😂

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u/pukeface555 8h ago

Please paint some green and purple shorts on that dude.

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u/MyCatIsSmart0 8h ago

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 8h ago

so, which starfish leg should i stick this dollar on?

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 7h ago

My brain automatically added the SpongeBob theme music to it..

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u/marterikd 7h ago

i liked the music

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u/No_Tumbleweed_1518 7h ago

Somebody come get herrrrr

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u/notoolinthispool 7h ago

I miss when we'd discuss/explain what's going on in the video in the comments. Now all the comments are just the same joke written slightly different. Everyone just wants to be told they're funny even though they're low effort.

Damnthatsucks.

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u/1_H4t3_R3dd1t 7h ago

Pole-dancing Patrick!

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u/Necessary_Cat185 5h ago

Patrick making bag

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u/LowlySparrow 5h ago

What are the two doing in the corner? One's standing on the other's shoulders.

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u/CanaryMoist5843 3h ago

Starfish stripper working the pole lol

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u/MamaMiaMusical 3h ago

Patrick!!!

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u/beaniebee11 3h ago

It's a crime that this sub doesn't let us comment with the stripper Patrick gif.

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u/__Hisenberg__ 2h ago

That's patrick

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u/ProtectionFuzzy8054 2h ago

This would be so much cooler if somebody added the mission Impossible music theme behind.

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u/Justinsane_525 2h ago

Patrick struggling out here like the rest of us

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u/yamantakas 2h ago

somebody come get herrrr shes dancing like a stripperrrr

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u/zyriuz 54m ago

You really appreciate how Patric star moves in the SpongeBob SquarePants series after seeing that he is pretty much accurate to real starfish lol

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u/Additional_Sun_4931 44m ago

Patrick pole dancing again😑

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u/ButaneDangerous 31m ago

I knew this subreddit doesn’t allow pictures in the comments because I was ready for that Patrick meme

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u/sgame23 30m ago

It feels irresponsible not having even a fake yellow sponge in a tank with a pink starfish

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u/idjsonik 8h ago

Send da link for the OF

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u/AIex_Mahone 8h ago

That's me after a cone ☘️

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u/Prestigious-Sir-4245 8h ago

🎵 I just don’t know what to do with myself 🎵

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u/amberivanov 8h ago

Yeah yeah, climbing a plant, uhuh

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u/_Troxin_ 8h ago

Patrick was young and needed the money

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u/Beertronic 8h ago

Why am I watching a pole dancing starfish?

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u/kinetik 8h ago

Weeeeeeeeee!!!!

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u/jammerdude 8h ago

You sexy little pole-dancing mamacita you

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u/megustalapaltaaa 8h ago

*throws up 20 dollars"

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u/No-Sorbet-9890 8h ago

Patrick, is that you?

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u/PeckerNash 8h ago

Go home Patrick! You’re drunk!

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u/DammitDad420 8h ago

Why is the video slowed down? The starfish is known for its speed and agility.

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u/artvarnsen 8h ago

r/curb

Fish stuck!

Fish lovesick!

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u/Emperor_of_His_Room 8h ago

Notice the lazy starfish content to sit around and stare at the same wall for hours on end, compared to the intrepid explorer we see here carving new paths for starfish kind to find new places to stare at!

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u/Peterjns22 8h ago

Does it not get dizzy?

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u/IsThereCheese 8h ago

WEEEEEEEEE!

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u/thefellowone 8h ago

A pole dance.

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u/Narrow_Maximum7 8h ago

Im a private dancer, a dancer for money, any old music will do....

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u/gingerconfetti 8h ago

FIND A HAPPY PLACE

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u/Exciting-Victory4597 8h ago

Why all the comment profiles are deleted

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u/AstraeaOfJustice 8h ago

This has made my day.

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u/OnionLegitimate4253 7h ago

It's a stripper!

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 7h ago

it just spent a ton of energy doing that, is it going to be ok

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u/TheDayman_240 7h ago

Patrick trying to make this month's rent.

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u/Minis4Lyfe 7h ago

“Each Form has its Function”

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u/IzzieMck 7h ago

Now I want one as a pet!

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u/IrukandjiPirate 7h ago

“No, this is Patrick!”

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u/RegalTeal 7h ago

She poppin', she rollin', she rollin' She climbin' that pole and I'm in love with a dancer

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u/too_init_dan 7h ago

whats her stripper name?

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u/mustakissaa 7h ago

Hell yeah Patrick!

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u/Dawgfromdawest 7h ago

Damn it, Patrick!!!!!!

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u/top_of_the_scrote 7h ago

Today's the day

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u/AggravatingFee4819 7h ago

PATRICK COME BACK!!!!

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u/Bananaramajama420 7h ago

I once knew a stripper named "Starfish"

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u/Confident_Eye_4683 7h ago

Somebody come get her….

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u/Krycus 6h ago

Going to be one of those guys...

"Sea star" not "Starfish" - its not a fish
"Plant" - Mangrove pod
A flashlight is NOT a grow low. Don't do that...
FEED the damn thing, its starving.

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u/Familiar-Complex-697 6h ago

throws sand dollars

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u/DontAbideMendacity 6h ago

But why the stupid fucking music?

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u/OutgunOutmaneuver 6h ago

its just a star chasing plants, it wouldnt know what to do if it caught it, it just does things 😄

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u/iamCHIC 6h ago

Patrick!

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u/CleeAuth 6h ago

Patrick star poledancing

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u/baseybitch 6h ago

“I’m in love with a stripperrr”

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u/muclutel 6h ago

Patrick really hit rock bottom didn't he

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u/cheese_cracker23 6h ago

probably waiting for somebody to come get her....

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u/Dblaze_dj 6h ago

I don’t know why. It just looked so cute to me like a baby trying to slide with a lot of fun.

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u/ThatsUh_dam_shame69 6h ago

*queue Patrick star in knee high Stiletto black boots gif*

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u/One_Peanut_4657 6h ago

Patrick! is that you?

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u/DefinitelyARock 6h ago

Patrick needs to pay the bills somehow

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u/SoundboardEnjoyer900 6h ago

Thought for a second that is meccha chameleon

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u/SnooKiwis1356 6h ago

CHICOLATE STARFISH

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u/Ultradad57 6h ago

Where SpongeBob and what patrick doing 😀

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u/ScrumptiousLadMeat 6h ago

Somebody come get her!

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u/IltisSpiderrick 6h ago

why is this so funny to me? I've been gigglying for 5 minutes because of this

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u/Furrypocketpussy 6h ago

the bills wont pay themselves

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u/Mugpup 5h ago

Patrick Star pole dancing is now checked off on my "weird $#it" Bingo card.

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u/Cassmarie20 5h ago

Somebody come get her she’s dancing like a stripper…

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u/Legal-Document2923 5h ago

why is this so funny for some reason🤣

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u/Unhappy-Machine-1255 5h ago

Stripper Patrick

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u/Lorddoctorjava 5h ago

(Waves a five dollar bill)

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u/UncookedBroccoli 5h ago

I never I tough id find him it is POLEDANCE PATRICK!!

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u/Mare_Bear_333 5h ago

Somebody come get her….

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u/Ai-Bee 5h ago

Somebody come get her, she's dancing like a stripper!🎶

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u/nochoiceonlyfate 5h ago

u/rotipisang_ your average day in your jungle🤭😞

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u/Beginning_Tea4506 5h ago

Pole Dancing has really gone down hill lately.

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u/Making_Kenough 5h ago

Where’s my stack of $1’s

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u/Truth2Set_Me_Free 5h ago

Patrick!!! 😍😍😍

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u/Drummer_DC 4h ago

So Patrick isn't lazy huh

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u/RAWCOMIX 4h ago

Dude that's someone's daughter.

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u/Pizza_is_aggressive 4h ago

The lack of nsfw tag is crazy

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u/bb_dev_g 4h ago

FIRMLY GRASP IT!

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u/KingOfAnarchy 4h ago

We NEED someone to actually animate Patrick into this.

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u/ghstkatt 4h ago

Patrick?

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u/PixelFlyerXD 4h ago

Patric poledancing :3

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u/LithiumNoir 4h ago

Patrick getting freaky....

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u/Fifty-Lucky 3h ago

Somebody come git Herr 💅

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u/lkern 3h ago

Fyi starfish always die in captivity. This is essentially death row for these guys. 🥲

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u/NickSaysHenlo 3h ago

Patrick got the moves

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u/Ian92999 3h ago

Super !

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u/OzzAlone 3h ago

The stripfish