r/AteTheOnion • u/vrphotosguy55 • 22h ago
Conservatives online fell for a story about Florida corrections officer Lena Hale arrested for impregnating female inmates, which originated as satire
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r/AteTheOnion • u/DarkBrave_ • 1d ago
FIFA Admits It Has No Idea Why Soccer Players Walk Out On Field With Little Kids
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r/AteTheOnion • u/bihari_baller • 16d ago
Palantir Acquires Pentagon For $800 Billion
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So many people in the comments thought it was real 😅
r/AteTheOnion • u/Positive_Campaign_52 • 26d ago
They’re so angry people are going to the President Obama Center and used the first negative press they saw to express their anger
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r/AteTheOnion • u/-NewYork- • Jun 12 '26
I expected a more critical approach from someone named Deke.
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r/AteTheOnion • u/professor_coldheart • Jun 04 '26
Weather reporter deeply concerned about a colleague's privacy
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r/AteTheOnion • u/bmartin1989 • May 26 '26
A lot of onion eaters in this thread
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r/AteTheOnion • u/Tall_Category_304 • May 21 '26
These fucking boomers. I swear. There’s even a DISCLAIMER !
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r/AteTheOnion • u/Infinite-One-716 • May 06 '26
Don't they know the original video was making FUN of antisemitism?
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r/AteTheOnion • u/zTyberius • May 03 '26
Got this gem of a comment earlier on an onion video i shared
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r/AteTheOnion • u/TheHeroComplexGuy • May 02 '26
The Onion gets a bite with the new Info Wars
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r/AteTheOnion • u/-NewYork- • Apr 28 '26
Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried Black Adult
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r/AteTheOnion • u/-NewYork- • Apr 27 '26
Why does Ginny reject the holy tradition of priesthood?
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r/AteTheOnion • u/thirsty-goblin • Apr 17 '26
I almost ate the onion on this one and cross posted to r/nottheonion…. Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
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r/AteTheOnion • u/-NewYork- • Apr 14 '26
Some people are against babies sweating out toxins
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r/AteTheOnion • u/-NewYork- • Apr 14 '26
Brian doesn't respect one of the world's top boxers
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